I literally got "the call" from my Obgyn while I was in Nordstrom's lingerie department. I saw my docs name on my cel phone and found the nearest chair. Immediately after hanging up I looked at my girlfriend Dana + declared with tears in my eyes "Time to put on my big girl panties + kick this in the ass". I then turned to the cute lil' Nordy girl + asked her to get me some big girl panties.
I laughed REALLY REALLY hard as did my girlfriend Dana. Clearly this petite young thing thought these cheerful "little" panties would empower me.... When I questioned her she even showed me how they stretch to a size 14. MORE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER... I've got more junk in the trunk than the average chicarita and by NO means would some action up my backside empower me for battle.
Today in the mail these arrived from my best friend Diane.
need i say more....
